no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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