so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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