Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
