Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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