That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Randomize
