i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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