after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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