Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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Enjoy the penises
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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