So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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