sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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