got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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