And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
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Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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