i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
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never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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