So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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