why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
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Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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