I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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