Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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