You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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