Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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