U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair