i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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