Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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