Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Randomize
