You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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