butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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