I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will be naked everywhere
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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