hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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