I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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