there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
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The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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