So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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