This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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