idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.