So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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