pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You don't make any sense
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