What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Dicks are not precious.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
