kristin has been a bad kristin
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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