Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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