their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
ttyl tear gas
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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