So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
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i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
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Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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