bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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