let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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Still dying that you shit outside
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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