I hate all girls vehemently.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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