We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
