I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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