Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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