Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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