she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
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You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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