oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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