Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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