I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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