why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
