My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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