I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I am one with the molecules
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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