Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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