She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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