Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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