I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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