Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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