and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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